[Vhfcn-l] Fwd: 2024

[Erictrwalsh]

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>> The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman president. A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Debra, calls her father and says, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
>>  "I don't think so. It's a 10 hour drive."
>> "Don 't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."
>> "I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?
>> "Oh Dad," replies Debra, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington ."
>> "Honey," Dad complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat."
>> The President-to-be responds, " Don 't worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington ; I'll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there."
>> So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2024, Debra is being sworn in as President of the United States . In the front row sits the new president's dad and mom.
>> Dad, noticing the senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers, "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States ."
>> The Senator whispers back, "You bet I do."
>> Dad says proudly, "Her brother is an Army Aviator."
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