[Vhfcn-l] Fwd: SAGE WORDS...........

[Arnold B Christensen]

>  Subject: Re: Fw: SAGE WORDS...........


>                             I WAS DRINKING AT A 
> BAR SO I TOOK A BUS HOME.  THAT MAY NOT SEEM 
> LIKE A BIG DEAL TO YOU, BUT I'VE NEVER DRIVEN A BUS BEFORE.
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>I THOUGHT GETTING OLDER WOULD TAKE LONGER


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>A WISE MAN ONCE SAID NOTHING.
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>RESPECT YOUR ELDERS; THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
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>I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD; I'M 25 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
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>WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?

>INSTEAD OF "SINGLE" AS A MARITAL STATUS I PREFER 
>"INDEPENDENTLY OWNED   AND O PERATED "
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>I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK..."REALLY?  THAT'S THE SPERM THAT  WON?"

>IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
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>MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE 
>OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
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>SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID. AND I 
>USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHTAFTER I SAY THEM.
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>CAMPING:WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
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>IF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, WHY DO CHURCHES BEG FOR IT?
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>IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST 
>KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE

..MY FAVORITE.
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