[Vhfcn-l] Fwd: SAGE WORDS...........

[Terrance Vraniak]

All good and something to ponder. Tv/33

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>                             I WAS DRINKING AT A BAR SO I TOOK A BUS 
> HOME.  THAT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL TO YOU, BUT I'VE NEVER DRIVEN 
> A BUS BEFORE.
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>I THOUGHT GETTING OLDER WOULD TAKE LONGER......
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>A WISE MAN ONCE SAID NOTHING.
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>RESPECT YOUR ELDERS; THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
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>I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD; I'M 25 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
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>WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?

>INSTEAD OF "SINGLE" AS A MARITAL STATUS I PREFER 
>"INDEPENDENTLY OWNED   AND O PERATED "
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>I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK..."REALLY?  THAT'S THE SPERM THAT  WON?"

>IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
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>MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN 
>CROSSING THE ROAD.
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>SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID. AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT 
>RIGHTAFTER I SAY THEM.
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>CAMPING:WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
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>IF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, WHY DO CHURCHES BEG FOR IT?
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>IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS 
>MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE........MY FAVORITE.
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