[Vhfcn-l] Kids pray the darndest things

[John Grow]

JESUS CALLED THEM TO HIM AND SAID, "LET THE LITTLE
CHILDREN COME TO ME, AND DO NOT FORBID THEM; FOR
OF SUCH IS THE KINGDOM OF GOD.
( LUKE 18:16 *NKJV )


Children are a gift from God, and hold a very special place
in our hearts. And as any parent knows, out of the mouths of
babes come amazing things! So today we will take a look at
at some of the Prayers of Children. This was sent to me by
one of our Sisters-In-Christ. It is titled:

-------Kid's Talk To God In Prayer-------

1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and
Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda

2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for
was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Joyce

3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people
to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet

4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will
tell me.
Love Alison

5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene

6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his golf words in the house?
Anita

7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in
the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
never do it.
Nancy

8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them.
You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.
Glenn

9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was
a little boy. How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis

10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If
you don't, who does?
Nathan

11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was
it an accident?
Norma

12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old
days and don't do any now?
Billy

14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer
camp this year.
Peter

15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other
so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK
with me and my brother.
Larry

16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come
yet. What's up? Don't forget.
Mark

17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but
it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
Marsha

18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you
my new shoes.
Barbara

19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just
know him through the business?
Donny

20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God
than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just
saying that because you are already God.
Charles

21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in
the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff

22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!!
Frank

( And, saving the best for last ) .

23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw
the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
Thomas
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Now my friend, I hope this message brought a smile and a
laugh or two to begin your weekend! For it is said, "Laugh and
the World laughs with you, frown and you frown alone! " Amen.