[Vhfcn-l] I am going to loose my license.

[Arnold B Christensen]

I got this from a 82 yr old old friend from way back when we were 
both kids.  I got very concerned because not to long ago he had 
cataract surgery and on his latest follow up he found one eye had 
some little trouble seeing clearly.  He lives alone as his wife 
passed a long time ago.

Subject: Re: Going to lose my driver's license


This is sure one big predicament!!!!



I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because 
of a stupid police officer...The conversation went like this, when I 
got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on 
a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

Officer: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a 
highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me: "So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a 
highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini 
skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. 
What is this?"

Officer:"A prostitute of course."

Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...