[Vhfcn-l] Monday musings

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It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.
Marilyn Monroe
 
My point, once again, is not that those ancient people told literal stories and we are now smart enough to take them symbolically, but that they told them symbolically and we are now dumb enough to take them literally.
John Dominic Crossan
 
If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.
Lana Turner
 
I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
Claire Sargent
 
Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
Jaggi Vasudev
 
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
Jerry Falwell
 
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Nerd
 
One assertion purportedly from dictionary.com is that Dr Seuss coined the word nerd, that he was the first to print it in If I Ran the Zoo. Another assertion soon after in Newsweek was an article in which it described nerd as a popular slang term. It seems unlikely it could go so quickly from Dr Seuss to teen slang, especially considering it doubtful many teens would be reading Dr S, let alone quoting him.
 
This is a summary of one of the puzzles surrounding the word. Nerd has become firmly established in the language since its first appearance in print a little over half a century ago, but we don’t know enough to be sure where it comes from. The Oxford English Dictionary says “Origin uncertain and disputed”.
 
It’s worth noting that nerd (also nurd) has evolved in meaning. Early on, it meant a dull, unattractive, or offensive person. The associations with obsessive technical expertise and fussy dressing (remember nerd pack for a pocket protector?) only came along in the 1970s — illustrated in the National Lampoon’s “Are you a Nurd?” poster of 1977. Compare and contrast geek, which once had similar links (if you disregard the stories about biting the heads off live chickens in fairground booths) but has largely been rehabilitated. Geeks are intelligent, hugely knowledgeable about a technical subject but able to get ahead in life (Time had a headline in 1995: “The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth”). Nerds are thought to be obsessively good at one thing but poor at anything else. Nerds are geeks with no social skills.
 
The two earliest appearances of nerd, the two first mentioned, are these:
 
And then, just to show them, I’ll sail to Katroo And bring back an It-Kutch, a Preep and a Proo, A Nerkle, a Nerd and a Seersucker too! - If I Ran the Zoo, by Dr Seuss, 1950.
 
Nerds and Scurves: In Detroit, someone who once would be called a drip or a square is now, regrettably, a nerd, or in a less severe case, a scurve. - Newsweek, 8 Oct 1951.
 
The Dr Seuss origin might be considered confirmed by these, but as earlier indicated, a shift from a book for young children to a fashionable teenager term is unlikely to have happened so quickly.
 
Several other theories have been proposed. One is that it’s short for the Northern Electric Research and Development Laboratories, part of a power utility of Ontario, not so far from Detroit. But the laboratory wasn’t given that name until 1959. As one early spelling was nurd, another suggestion is that it’s a modified or rhyming-slang form of turd. That’s very unlikely.
 
In 1938, the ventriloquist Edgar Bergen created a new addle-pated country-bumpkin dummy to accompany his suave top-hatted Charlie McCarthy and gave it the name Mortimer Snerd. It’s been argued that Dr Seuss may have subconsciously had this in mind. This source is dismissed by etymologists, but there are a few instances of somebody being nicknamed Snerd in the years before nerd was first recorded.
 
There’s also knurd, which is drunk backwards. The Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute usually gets a mention here, since there are persistent reports that the term was in use there in the 1950s. The joke is one that might have turned up at any time and a version of it is recorded in John Camden Hotten’s Dictionary of Modern Slang of 1859. It also appears in Henry Mayhew’s London Life and the London Poor of 1851 in the spelling kanurd (which suggests the k wasn’t then silent); it seems to have been a popular bit of back slang at this time. Readers of Terry Pratchett know he reinvented knurd in his Discworld fantasy story Sourcery as being “as far on the other side of sober as drunk is on the inebriated side”.
 
We can’t point to the British English nerk or nurk as being its source because the experts are sure that it’s a blend of nerd and berk, the latter being an abbreviated form of the euphemistic rhyming slang Berkshire Hunt.
 
Joyce Melton says that the word has long had another meaning. “Cartoonists, illustrators and other artists have used nerds to mean eraser crumbs for more than sixty years. When I worked at newspapers in the sixties, we had a special brush for getting rid of nerds before inking a drawing because the tiny pieces of rubber would cause blots and blobs on the art.”
 
It would be impossible — or at least deeply unwise — to support a claim for any of these words being the direct source. Consider that there is something about the combination of sounds that we conventionally spell nerd that causes it to be reinvented from time to time as a term of disparagement. Perhaps this is because it reminds us of a growl of disgust, disapproval or negation. Bergen surely named his dummy Snerd because of the adverse image that it conjured up. It may be worth recording that English dialect once had knurt for a man who was oafish or stunted in growth and gnarr for peevish fault-finding.
 
As so often, matters turn out to be more complicated and obscure than those in love with a simple story or obvious explanation will be happy with. But that’s life, or at least etymology.
 
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In the American system of mathematical progressions, what five denominations come after million, billion and trillion?
A: Quadrillion, quintillion, sextillion, septillion and octillion.
 
What element is named after a state?
A: Californium, first produced in 1950 by scientists at the University of California at Berkeley.
 
What planet has surface winds that have been measured at 1,500 mph--the strongest in the solar system?
A: Neptune.
 
How much coal does it take to get the same amount of energy provided by burning one full cord of seasoned firewood.?
A: One ton.
 
If you hear thunder 10 seconds after you see lighting, how far away was the lightning?
A: 2 miles away. Sound travels about a mile in 5 seconds.
 
Which digestive organ is well-developed in grass-eating herbivores, but is only vestigial in humans?
A: Appendix.
 
Which are the only birds able to fly backwards?
A: Hummingbirds.