[Vhfcn-l] Fwd: Stock Market update

[Arnold B Christensen]

Keep your eyes on the Market. If you have the 
money to spare, get out there and buy some. In 
general it used to be that the Stock Market gave 
a 8% return. Several weeks have gone by but it 
will come back and will be ahead. Remember the 
old saw...Money begets money. The IW (Imposter 
Wife) jumped on the bandwagon just days before the Market made its up tic.
Da Foot

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>Stock Market Update:
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>>Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
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>>Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
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>>Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
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>>Hiking equipment was trailing.
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>>Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
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>>Weights were up in heavy trading.
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>>Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
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>>Diapers remained unchanged.
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>>The market for raisins dried up.
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>>Balloon prices were inflated.
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>>And toilet paper touched a bottom yet again.
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